Wake Up And Smoke Some Crack!

DREAM DATE NIGHTMARE or I THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION! There are a couple things that I thoroughly enjoy about this comic. For one: This bro is seriously coked out. Like, he is coked the fuck out. Seriously, how much coke did he snort before he sauntered onto this park bench? How did he get past auditions being so coked out? Why’d we let this guy in our comic, Tim? He’s clearly on coke!In other news, I like how all of the women thus far are creepy sex-doll-esque creatures. I feel like it suits this particular character very well. And the bottom left panel is fantastic. So much coke. - Nathan  I’m slowly taking more and more time to add my portion to these… Anyway, I think I’ve essentially established females as blow-up dolls at this point, because I like how it flows with my style. This guy’s face was a lot of fun, and the rest of this comic is rather pleasing, but I can’t draw benches to save my life. Also, thought bubbles. The next one is already done, as I’m writing this, and I’m so busy right now, but have pretty much no motivation… so we’ll see how often these guys pop up. - Tim
Mar 30

DREAM DATE NIGHTMARE or I THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION!

There are a couple things that I thoroughly enjoy about this comic. For one: This bro is seriously coked out. Like, he is coked the fuck out. Seriously, how much coke did he snort before he sauntered onto this park bench? How did he get past auditions being so coked out? Why’d we let this guy in our comic, Tim? He’s clearly on coke!
In other news, I like how all of the women thus far are creepy sex-doll-esque creatures. I feel like it suits this particular character very well. And the bottom left panel is fantastic. So much coke.

- Nathan 

I’m slowly taking more and more time to add my portion to these… Anyway, I think I’ve essentially established females as blow-up dolls at this point, because I like how it flows with my style. This guy’s face was a lot of fun, and the rest of this comic is rather pleasing, but I can’t draw benches to save my life. Also, thought bubbles. The next one is already done, as I’m writing this, and I’m so busy right now, but have pretty much no motivation… so we’ll see how often these guys pop up.

- Tim

DREAM DATE NIGHTMARE or I THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION! (pt. 2) When I wrote this, I had a whole marching band coming in with nipple man to congratulate Cokey the coke head McCokester for killing that bitch. I thought it would be totally absurd and hilarious. I didn’t however think of how much of a pain in the ass that it would be to draw. So I totally don’t blame you for excluding the brass section, Tim. Overall, I think this two part endeavor turned out pretty well. Congratulatory butt seck- I mean back pats are in order. I totally meant back pats…  - Nathan P.S. You (the reader, and probably also Tim) may be wondering why our other comic featuring white hooded rapist was considered NSFW but this one wasn’t. Well, it’s a combination of me being lazy and there being a dick silhouette in the previous one. So there!  Yeah, I didn’t really want to try to draw, and cram a marching band in these tiny panels, let alone do I actually know how to draw a marching band. I’m super annoyed with how the coke head looks. I don’t know if he’s wrong, but he just doesn’t seem to match himself in the previous comic. Other than that, I don’t really have anything to say. -Tim
Apr 10

DREAM DATE NIGHTMARE or I THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION! (pt. 2)

When I wrote this, I had a whole marching band coming in with nipple man to congratulate Cokey the coke head McCokester for killing that bitch. I thought it would be totally absurd and hilarious. I didn’t however think of how much of a pain in the ass that it would be to draw. So I totally don’t blame you for excluding the brass section, Tim. 
Overall, I think this two part endeavor turned out pretty well. Congratulatory butt seck- I mean back pats are in order. I totally meant back pats… 

- Nathan

P.S. You (the reader, and probably also Tim) may be wondering why our other comic featuring white hooded rapist was considered NSFW but this one wasn’t. Well, it’s a combination of me being lazy and there being a dick silhouette in the previous one. So there! 

Yeah, I didn’t really want to try to draw, and cram a marching band in these tiny panels, let alone do I actually know how to draw a marching band. I’m super annoyed with how the coke head looks. I don’t know if he’s wrong, but he just doesn’t seem to match himself in the previous comic. Other than that, I don’t really have anything to say.

-Tim